I love alien technology. Velcro, the microprocessor, Tang and shred-proof dental floss - all are gifts from our little gray friends from very far away. They have also given us free unlimited and non-polluting energy, exactly like the kind that powers their ships, but Big Oil is blackmailing Big Government to keep it away from the masses. Big Oil's blackmail is rather obvious. It will disclose that the Government made a treaty with the aliens in the late 1940s to allow them to abduct humans at will (and including Will) in order to create a new alien-human race. Why? Because the aliens' gene pool was severely depleted over the millions of years of their existence. How will this wicked secret war between Big Oil and Big Government end? Will the aliens take sides? Who knows... but you may want to sell your oil stocks this year!
Actually, the above is just a ruse. I know that the aliens are abducting us and taking samples of our brain tissue because they can't believe that our brains are so large and yet we behave exceeding stupid. Witness the following recent examples from the national media:
If I were defending the worth of humanity before some galactic council, based on this evidence, for starters, I would find my case somewhat weak.
There are, however, some glimmers of hope:
A Mr. Bean #2 movie is scheduled for release.
Stephen King's The Dark Tower books will be turned into a movie or TV mini-series.
By all that is Holy, The Lord of the Rings translated very well to the cinema.
And so has most of Shakespeare!
Actually, I have no idea what those "smells like cinnamon or cardboard" gray dudes have up their hairless, transparent sleeves. But whatever their plans for continued interaction with the human race, I hope that they have spent most of February in suspended animation rather than surfing the Internet to see what those zany carbon-based Earthlings have been up to.
Thanks for blogging with me thus far!
1 comments:
Well when you put it that way...
Your kinda right. Enjoyed this, thanks.
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